Married people have you ever used this excuse?

My internet husband cannot search my history. i have a different problem. i am still at my parent's house because the remodeling of my house is still not finished and my father is very up on computers. i collect little penis pics and recently when i tried to open one of my favorites it would not open. apparently my father added some blockers to the computer. everyone in this house has taken a vow of celebacy and i guess they think i should too. i have been chaste in my body but my mind, well that's a different story. i want my penis pics!!!!